That image will become relevant soon.
So I was playing PSO2 as per usual today. We’re doing Time Attacks to earn us some quick cash, and we come across a boss known as Ragne. She’s the Spider Queen of Darkers in PSO2, but that’s irrelevant to this anecdote. A common drop she has is a Rod called the Milky Twinkle. Why that’s the name, I don’t know, but it is and has, by my own fault, been involved in some perverted jokes for many months now…
That said, right on time, I come across this item as a drop from Ragne. At about the same time, one of the Managers on the Team added an English player he had found to the team. Before the recruit joined, I prefaced my statement with “Dragor…” Dragor was one of the my mates running the Time Attacks. With the new recruit freshly on our roster, I call out over Team Chat, “Want to touch my Milky Twinkle?” With that, Jericho, the manager that added our new Burning Ranger replied, “WELCOME TO THE TEAM!”
So I found probably the most glorious way to introduce myself to new team members today. I promise that this isn’t my typical behavior.